To Brunette Girls with Brown Eyes

I HATE YOU. You'll never truly understand why because you aren't smart enough to realize what a great thing you've got going for you. He's cute and funny and smart and amazing and you just don't get it. He'll love you because of your poop colored features and not me because who wants a ginger kid when you can have a olive skinned goddess? So take heed you coffee complexioned temptresses you better treat him right because one thing we do have as redheads is a bad temper and you do not want to be on the wrong side of that.